Like Sophia

The Gods Blew Us Apart. The Saints Blew Us Back.

A true love story about losing things, finding things, and the love that was never really lost.

May 15

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Let Them… Die?

Mel Robbins Has Never Met an Italian Woman from Calabria

May 8 • Toni Albertson

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Not Your Grandma

We didn't get old. You just got boring.

May 1 • Toni Albertson

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April 2026

Too Clean to Be Human

AI has me questioning everything I was ever taught about good writing. And that terrifies me.

Apr 24 • Toni Albertson

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He Looked like a Rock God. He Drank Like One Too.

What happens when the bad boy you couldn't resist becomes the drunk you can't fix?

Apr 17 • Toni Albertson

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Everything is a Competition

But if you’re a woman, the rules change the moment you figure them out

Apr 10 • Toni Albertson

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My Friends Could Survive the Apocalypse

They forage for food, sleep under stars, and navigate by moss. I navigate by Waze.

Apr 3 • Toni Albertson

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March 2026

The Only Way Out Was a Wedding Dress

I wanted college. I got a country club reception.

Mar 27 • Toni Albertson

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Be a Sophia, Not a Supporting Character

For the woman who just googled "am I too intense?" for the hundredth time

Mar 20 • Toni Albertson

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Six Years of Trying Not to Die

When a cardiologist finally listened, the real work began: six years of disciplined changes that are now beginning to reverse my heart disease.

Mar 14 • Toni Albertson

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Young Vagina, Old Heart

Because nothing says ‘health journey’ like a doctor praising your private parts

Mar 6 • Toni Albertson

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February 2026

Lipstick on. Crown straight. No more fucks to give.

Did we survive patriarchy differently or did we unknowingly uphold it?

Feb 28 • Toni Albertson

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